I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
and she was petting her beer can
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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