She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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