"it" just moved
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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