belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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