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(970): View more from Colorado

Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand

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(507): View more from Minnesota

We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.

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(716): View more from New York

My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics

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(905): View more from Ontario

was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.

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(501): View more from Arkansas

I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.

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(410): View more from Maryland

so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers

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