I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
