Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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