So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
false alarm. still invincible.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
FUCK WHALES
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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