Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
he shaved USA in his pubs
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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