..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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