omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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