new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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