it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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