I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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