Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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