So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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