time to smoke my breakfast
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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