I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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