Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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