did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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