Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
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