Do you still have your period?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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