you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
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we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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