If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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