never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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