and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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