does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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