So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
She told me I should be a condom model.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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