Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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