Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Randomize
