This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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