She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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