apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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