I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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