so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
She needs sedatives and a leash
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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