Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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