cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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