I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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