Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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