i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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