If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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