IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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