you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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