Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
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