508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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