I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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