your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize