There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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