so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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