its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Are we still banned from the library?
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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