that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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