First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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