im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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