OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
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